Official BiGPharMafia Merchandise
Premium drug-branded gear for the discerning patient. Side effects may include compliments.
CME15Use code CME15 at checkout for 15% off your entire order
Discount applies automatically. Consult your wallet before purchasing.
Treats: The Illusion of Wellness
Soft, breathable cotton tee featuring the Placebotrex logo. Clinically proven to make you look like you know what you're talking about at dinner parties.
Ask your stylist if your wardrobe is healthy enough for Placebotrex.
Treats: Inconvenient Consciousness
Ultra-soft fleece hoodie so comfortable it may cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing. Perfect for 'working from home.'
Ask your doctor if your couch is healthy enough for Snoozaflux.
Treats: Pre-Bill Anxiety
Start your day with a 15oz ceramic reminder that your copay is due. Dishwasher safe. Your bank account is not.
Ask your insurance provider if your deductible is healthy enough for Copaybrium.
Treats: Prescription Pickup Procrastination
Slim RFID-blocking wallet. Holds up to 8 cards and your last shred of financial dignity. Refill as needed — just like your prescriptions.
Ask your pharmacist if your wallet is healthy enough for Refillify.
Treats: Single-Use Bag Guilt
Heavy-duty canvas tote with extended-release carrying capacity. Fits groceries, gym gear, and the crushing weight of your monthly subscription fees.
Ask your therapist if your subscription count is healthy enough for Subscriptrin XR.
Treats: Awareness of Side Effects
Blackout sleep mask that blocks out light AND the fine print. 100% effective at helping you ignore the auctioneer-speed disclaimer at the end of every commercial.
Ask your sleep specialist if your REM cycle is healthy enough for Side-Effectra.
Treats: Generic Brand Acceptance
30oz double-wall insulated tumbler. Keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold — unlike the generic version, which just keeps things lukewarm and disappointing.
Ask your barista if your beverage is healthy enough for Brandnamex.
Treats: Chronic Underexposure
10-inch LED ring light for looking like a medical professional on camera. Recommended dosage: one unboxing video per day. Side effects include follower growth.
Ask your social media manager if your engagement is healthy enough for Influencerol.
Treats: Hot Takes & Inflammation
Reusable gel ice pack for cooling down after reading your EOB. Apply directly to forehead after reviewing your medical bills. Stays cold for up to 2 hours.
Ask your billing department if your EOB is healthy enough for Fineprintazole.
Treats: Pill Organization Anxiety
7-day travel pill organizer with AM/PM compartments. Because managing your medications shouldn't be harder than understanding your insurance plan. It shouldn't be.
Ask your pharmacist if your pill count is healthy enough for Inflammagone.
Use code CME15 at checkout for 15% off everything.
Side effects of shopping include buyer's satisfaction, compliments from strangers, and a 15% lighter wallet.